Dipper, he's the mystery solver
Ghosts fear him, dudes wanna be him
Girls are warming up to him generally
Ahem, work on that
Well, if no one's around, I might listen to the classics

Ladies and gentlemen, number one supergroup all time, BABBA
Oooh-ooh oooh-ooh, oooh
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
Oooh-ooh oooh-ooh, oooh
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh

Saturday night is a night alright
Time to groove till the morning light
Your bellbottoms on, your hair unfurls
You are the disco girl
Everyone gasps when you hit the scene (who's she?)
People say you're a funky queen (oh It's me)
Spinning around like a disco ball
Who's the honey who's got it all?

Disco girl, coming through
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
It's the year 1972 and that girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
You can sing, you can shimmer
Love's on the menu and disco's for dinner
Disco girl, coming through
That girl is you
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Don't come in, don't come in
I wasn't interrupting anything, was I?
No, no, no, I had a thing that I-I heard
Sounded like the entire 70's was happening in here
It was a ghost, you heard a ghost
I heard a ghost singing top 40 hits
Yeah, yeah, it must be a ghost from that era
'Cause who else would sing a song from then?
Welp, you're a child wearing a towel
So I'll leave
Hoo, okay, that was close
Where was I?

She's got sass for miles and miles
Disco will outlast all musical styles
Disco girl, so wild and true
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh
Strutting down the avenue
That girl is you
Ooh-oooh, it's you-ou
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That girl is you (ooh-oooh, ooh-oooh)