Sully: If I were a rich man
With a million or two

Mike: I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view

Sully: And if I were handsome
Mike: No way
Sully: It could happen
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing

Mike: Can I tell you something? For years I have envied
Sully: You're green with it
Mike: Your grace and your charm, everyone loves you
You know
Sully: Yes I know, I know, I know
Mike: But I must admit it, big guy you always come
Through
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

Both: You and me together, that's how it always should be
One with out the other, don't mean nothing to me
Nothing to me

Mike: Yeah I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you to serve
I'm just a punky little eyeball, and a funky optic nerve

Hey I never told you this, sometimes I get a little blue
Sully: Looks good on you
Mike: But wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you
Sully: Let's dance
Mike: Haha

Mike: Look ma I'm dancin'
Will you let me lead?
Look at that it's two big guys alight on their feet
Don't you dare dip me, don't you dare dip me
Don't you dare dip me
Ow, I should of stretched

Sully: Yes I wouldn't be nothing, if I didn't have you
Mike: I know what you mean sully. Because
Sully: I wouldn't know where to go
Mike: Me too. Because I
Sully: Wouldn't know what to do
Mike: Why do you keep singing my part?

Both: I don't have to say it
Sully: Aww, say it anyway
Mike: Cause we
Both: Both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you

Mike: One more time, it worked!
Sully: I don't have to say it
Mike: Where'd everybody come from?
Sully: Cause we both know it's true
Mike: Let's take it home big guy
Both: I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have

Mike: You, you, you
A e I o that means you yeah