She'll Dance to Anything
You'll Dance to Anything

Okay, Look At You
Don't You Look Like Siouxsie Sioux
How Long Did It Take to Get That Way
What a Terrible Waste of Energy
You Wear Black Clothes Say You're Poetic
the Sad Truth Is You're Just Pathetic
Get Into the Groove Get Out of My Way
I Came Here to Drink Not to Get Laid
So Why Don't You Just Go On Home
If You Want to Moan You'll Have to Moan Alone

You'll Dance to Anything...
You'll Dance to Anything...

Don't Try to Tell Me That You're An Intellectual
Cause You're Just Another Born Bisexual
("I Met Andy Warhol At a Really Chic Party")
Blow It Out Your Hair Cause You Work At Hardees
80 Pounds of Make Up On Your Art School Skin
80 Points of I.q. Located Within
Know What You Are? You're a Bunch of ...
Artfags! Artfags!
Choke On This You Dance-a-teria Types!

You'll Dance to Anything By the Communards
You'll Dance to Anything By Book of Love
You'll Dance to Anything By the Smiths
You'll Dance to Anything By De-peche Mode
You'll Dance to Anything By Public Image Limited
You'll Dance to Anything By Naked Truth
You'll Dance to Anything By Any Bunch of Stupid Europeans Who Come Over
Here With Their Big Hairdos Bent On Taking Our Money Instead of Giving
Your Cash, Where It Belongs, to a Decent American Artist Like Myself!
You'll Dance to Anything!