Bro, I haven't had a handbong in ages.
We should totally do one.
Handbongs are sweet, if you don't like them get out my house.
I love handbongs.

Bro, I haven't had a handjob in ages.
We should totally get one.
But, I don't have any money and drunk girls they don't like me.
Maybe you could give me one.

Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
We'll do a load of handbongs and you can touch my dick.
Bro, be a bro. Could you please touch my dick?
I thought you were my bro.