The easter bunny got shot

He got shot and mugged

Handgun in the back

By a couple of teenage thugs

They laughed at his plea

They didn't know him in the dark

Just a rabbit with a basket

What an easy mark

The toothfairy got shot

She was mistaken for an intruder

The old lady said i didn't mean to shoot her

All the creeps down here

In this neighborhood

What was she doing down here

Thought she was up to no good

Chorus:

The spirits of the this world

Are they getting on the bus

Are they getting out of here

Is it just too dangerous?

Mother nature got shot

She was beaten up and raped

Someone at the scene

Got it all on videotape

She was beaten so badly

She could not be recognized

They played it on the news

Said viewer discretion advised (chorus)

Santa got shot he got shot because

Some postal worker out there

Claimed he was santa claus

He shot a dozen santas

By the time he was done

The third one he shot

Turned out to be the real one

We are calling out for rescue

Won't you show us how

Any spirit worth it's weight

Would not leave us now (chorus)