Today I started home with just a mile ago and everythin' was goin' on right
And then I heard sock it to me on the radio and I'll never make it home tonight
Well I made it down on the old crossroad where the wrong road leads to the right
Then I thought of many in the mini skirts and I'll never make it home tonight

Yeah the road to the right is wrong the one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight
Yeah the road to the right...

Down in the glad place for the sad I'm losin' for I'm gonna get fight
I'm a lookin' for good place to go bad and I'll never make it home tonight
Well I got kinda high and live a little low started home about daylight
When I got to the road where I should've get left again I turn to the right
Yeah the road to the right...
Yeah the road to the right...
Yeah it don't look like I'm gonna make it home tonight