I still remember
Third of December
Me in your sweater
You said it looked better
On me than it did you
Only if you knew
How much I liked you
But I watch your eyes

As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She’s got you mesmerized
While I die

Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It’s just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather

Watch as she stands
With her holding your hand
Put your arm ‘round her shoulder
Now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her?
She’s such an angel
But then again
Kinda wish she were dead

As she walks by
What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than a blue sky
She’s got you mesmerized
While I die

Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It’s just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were Heather

Oh
Oh
Oh
(Wish I were Heather)

I want her hair
Want to steal what she wears
Want to smell like her perfume
Do everything like her
‘Cause isn’t she perfect?
The lipstick on her lips

I wish I could kiss her
To know why you love her
Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater
It’s just polyester
But you like her better
I wish I were