I'm pleased to almost meet you
The pleasure's almost mine
I can see that you're busy
Perhaps another time

I'm pleased to almost meet you
Here let me get that door
No need for conversation
They do say less is more

I'm pleased to almost meet you
And hope you are the same
I almost caught your eye then
I'm so glad that I came

I'm pleased to almost meet you
It's taken oh so long
Though I already know you
Through all your early songs

Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey

I'm pleased to almost meet you
I can't believe it's true
You're not as tall as I imagined
Well let's say it's almost you

I'm pleased to almost meet you
You really are the most
And now I'm standing next to you
You look older up close

I'm pleased to almost meet you
It's almost time to say goodbye
Well let me speak for both of us
My how the time does fly

I'm pleased to almost meet you
Hope we'll almost meet again
Friday's will work best for me
Let's say around almost ten

Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey

"I'm your almost number one fan,
I'm your, I'm your number two fan"