First thing that I did, was buy a pack of smokes
Check in to a motel and consult my horoscope
Sitting on the bed, with a briefcase in my hands
Patiently awaiting any word from my command

Telekinetic, dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me brother
X-ray vision
Telekinetic prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking sister
X-ray vision

Next thing that I did, was tap out morse code
With a wooden nickel on the receiver on the phone
Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken
By the angry spirits of ronald and nancy reagan

Telekinetic, dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me brother
X-ray vision
Telekinetic, prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking sister
X-ray vision

And on the drums, gemini
On bass guitar, presenting, pieces
On lead guitar, we have aries
And on the microphone, scorpio
Go

Last thing I remember, I was covered by the ruins
I don't know who's to blame for that, but I know who didn't do it
With every day that passes, it keeps on getting stranger
But that really doesn't bother me, cause I get off on the danger

Telekinetic, dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me brother
X-ray vision
Telekinetic, prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking sister
X-ray vision

Telekinetic, dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
You better believe me brother
X-ray vision
T-t-t-telekinetic, prophetic dynamite
Psychic warfare is real
I know what you're thinking
X-ray vision