How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish?

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em

Oh hey there Mama Nature why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No we did not take it, I swear we were only borrowing the book!

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em

So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this, we can't start that all again!

How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em
How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em