How's everybody doing tonight?
You, you and you way in the back?
Loosen up your tie, honey,
'cause it's going to be hot in here!
That's right!
Ladies and gentlemen,
tonight we have something very special for you
and we are here to entertain you!
Come on, honey! Sing it!

You wanna spend some time with me, boy,
but I'm not coming home 'til 3, boy.
Yes, I, I, I, I wanna dance the kooza.

It's the perfect way to start a rebel
from dishing dames and handsome fellas like yourself!
Yes, I, I, I, I wanna dance the kooza,
because it's marvelous,
bizar-velous, celestial,
ambeastrial.
Then start your shoes,
tonight we're gonna choose the kooza.

Let's kick this thing up, fellas!

Dump your stuff and come dance beside me!
Come on, don't knock it 'til you've tried me!
Yes, I, I, I, I wanna dance the kooza,
because it's marvelous,
bizar-velous, it's ou-la-la-velous,
superstar-velous.
Tonight we're gonna choose,
tonight we're gonna choose the kooza, yeah!

It's marvelous,
bizar-velous, it's ou-la-la-velous,
superstar-velous.
Tonight we're gonna choose,
tonight we're gonna choose the kooza, yes!