Okay, what is it tonight?
Please just tell me what the hell is wrong
Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep?
Do you wanna shout?
Just settle down
Settle down
Settle down

(Chorus)
Well, I'll give you candy
Give you diamonds
Give you pills
I'll give you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
'Cause you married me
Married me
Married me

I'm so sick of you tonight
You never stay awake when I get home
Something wrong with me?
Something wrong with you?
I really wish I knew
Wish I knew
Wish I knew

(Chorus)
Well, I'll give you candy
Give you diamonds
Give you pills
I'll give you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
'Cause you married me
Married me
Married me

When I was young I played the game
That love and happiness were the same
Now I'm older and I don't play
And I found out the hardest way
I got wasted
She got mad
She called me names
Then she called her dad
He got crazy and I did too
Wondering what I did to you

(Chorus)
Well, I'll give you candy
Give you diamonds
Give you pills
I'll give you anything you want
Hundred dollar bills
And I'll even let you watch the shows you wanna see
I'll do anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything
Anything