Poor old Duncan Ferguson's a man of great renown
He played against the Teddy Bears in dear old Dundee town
Now Walter was defiant, he signed this gentle giant
So he donned the red white and the blue
As Jim McLean stood waving, £4 million a saving
He shouted out to Duncan, Too Ra Loo.

Now Duncan had a reputation on and off the park
He liked to go out disco dancing especially after dark
But during all his funking, we called him Drunken Duncan
Then big Duncan off the handle flew
Oh I see your not a Fenian, so the Judge said I'll be lenient
Go back and play for Rangers, Too Ra Loo.

The young men from Kirkcaldy they came to Govan Town
And Duncan's big bad temper now was sure to let him down
Jock McStay said, your no worth four million so he nutted him a dull yin
And Jock McStay his face was black and blue
Big Duncan's reputation cost him his occupation
So they kicked out of Ibrox, Too Ra Loo.

Alas for Human kindness every doggie has it day
And Duncan had to pay the price for butting Jock McStay
The magistrate Mawhinnie, he sent him to Barlinnie
And he had to share a cell with Burnie too
So let's sing in jubilation, Farewell to this Freemason
To poor old Drunken Duncan,Too Ra Loo.