Now you've had your honeymoon
In the Poconos
Now you've had your heart-shaped tub

Bring alone the time-lapse photo
Of the two of us
Wrestling on a bearskin rug
Come on

Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal

'74 I left my neighborhood
Looking for a Buffalo gal
Everyone was gone when I got back home
And I think I like it better now
It's better now

Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal

You and me and the Siamese twins
Little dears in their crocodile skins
Just livin' off the fat of the land
If you lived here, you'd be home now!

Come on, little baby, you'll like it up there
The wide open space and the big blue air
You'd be surprised what you can get used to
When your only other choice is... Houston

Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal
Take me to love canal