May I introduce you to
The world's most decorated zoo
For everything you wish was make-belive
Oh buddy did you know
You could shake hands, with a demon
If you wanna take that dare so be it
You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here
So easy here

So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
Its only hypothetical

Imagine all your nightmares
Contain in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accomodated
If it don't make any sense like its something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our supertitious foundation

Medicine unlike any other
Coffe machine dispensing blood of a sucker
All that we display will never leave
But buddy don't you know
We don't wanna let armageddon
Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon
We secure, contain, protect
So you don't live in fear

Did I even metion
The monsters that preside
Where do I begin? Where do I begin?
'Cause there is more than 99

The vermin God
The anklebite
Brothers bride
Shy guy
Trapped in a typewriter
Snapper of neck
On a perfect day
Polaroid
Build bear
Hungry clay
Water orb
River cat
Draws you in the book
Whistlebones
Abandoned row house
Theres was a crooked man
Mans best friend
Hateful star
Desert in a can

And that, isn't half of it

So let me give you a scenario
And don't you tell a soul
Its only hypothetical
(Its only hypothetical)
So let me give you a scenario
But don't you go thinking its real

Imagine all your nightmares
Contain in a single glorified reformatory
Where nothing ever gets out
Straitjackets have been worn out
Good guys, bad guys accomodated
If it don't make any sense like its something in a story
We'll make sure it stays fiction
In our supertitious foundation

Supertitious foundation
Supertitious foundation