Woe is me
Gettin' into trouble, on purpose
Was it worth this?

I should win a ribbon or prize
For breakin' into a bank by surprise
But on the surface
I maybe kinda sorta did a bad thing
I guess I'll just make like a tree and leave
They can't cage me, ha-ha-ha, how naive
Now I've got the cake out, time for me to break out

Failure soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm thе Stick Man with the plan

They called the court to order
Third-rate counsel takin' my case
My palm to my face
Tried to break the bank
Hiding in a bag
Now I gotta prove that I didn't do that
Got so lawyered up by an Ace Attorney
Made them think that the cop put me in the sack
A shame I'm the same old kleptomaniac

Don't you mind me
I'll take my leave so casually
Used a crowbar
All is clear, I'm nearly free
Gotta run now
You boys in blue, you bring me down, down, down
Makin' my way outta town
Dodgin' bullets
You betcha I'ma pull this off
I'm bustin' outta Mesa

Failure soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm the Stick Man with the plan

Failure soon will lead to success
Even if it's excessive
Escape will be impressive
Pain is a weakness
So I'm doing the best I can
Victory is sweetness
That's why I'm the Stick Man with the plan