I know who's responsible
For the bite of 87
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out

You’ve got to trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how or when or where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?

I saw it all go down
In the diner of an eerie town
Everybody was eatin' pizza
Freddy said: It's nice to meet ya

So trust me, I know what I'm talking about
MatPat and I were there messin' around
Gamin' on that Fortnite Battle Pass
In the arcade, just havin' a blast

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on that freddy faz-flow
I gave chica a big ol' kiss
Bonnie was in tears he knew what he'd missed

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on that freddy faz-flow
Foxy however was looking quite sus
He was the impostor from Among Us

I know who's responsible
For the bite of 87
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out

You’ve got to trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how or when or where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?

Why don't you seem more surprised?
I promise I'm not telling lies
Wait till you hear the rest of the story
You'll unsub to Game Theory

Markiplier wasn't doing great
Throwin' up in Monty's face
And then I saw a crying child
All the animatronics goin' wild

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on that Freddy faz-flow
Little baby, little boy
Decapitated like an old chew toy

Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on that Freddy faz-flow
Was that the bite of 87?
Don't worry, he's up in heaven

I know who's responsible
For the bite of 87
I was there all when it happened
No really, no really, hear me out

You’ve got to trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how or when or where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?