When I picked up the paper
I saw her smiling at me
I thought I might aswell rape her
But no, that wasn't like me
Gotta give it away

She shocked me, thrilled me all over
She gave me chill down the spine
My heart was burning and screaming
Be sure it felt oh so fine
Gotta give it away
Don't you hear what I say

Hey hey hey, what you say
You can make me cry
Hey hey hey, what you say
But don't ask me why

So I ran to the phonebooth
I better give her a call
Then I asked what are my chances
The operator said small
Gotta give it away

I asked for her address
Began to knock on the door
She opened fast and she pulled me
Can't get enough I want more
Gotta give it away
Don't you hear what I say

Hey hey hey...

When she took off her glasses
Looked just like dynamite
Then I ripped off her knickers
And there he stood, a transvestite
Gotta give it away

Hey hey hey... (repeat)