How glad the many millions
Of dircks and mikes and williams
Would be
To capture me

But you had such persistence
You wore down my resistance
I fell
And it was swell

You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
How I won you I will never never know
It's not that you're attractive
Oh but my heart grew active
When you came into view

I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and nighttime, hear me sigh
I never had the least notion
That I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo?
Could you care?
For a cunning cottage we could share
The world will pardon my mush
Because I've got a crush, my baby, on you

Could you coo?
Could you care?
Could you care?
For a cunning cottage we could share
The world will pardon my mush
Because I've got such a crush
My baby, on you
My baby, on you
I've got a crush on you