I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
tell my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dimeback,corduroys,colored sleeves,
and a bindle with some LSD.
Now im just lookin for a girl to meet to help me forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin f**ked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ooh im gettin drunk all night im sorry but i have to say,
im too drunk to f**k.

Now the party was jumpin and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women comin after me i put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as f**k,
and i wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime gettin high.
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drink gettin f**ked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night,
im sorry but i have to say.
IM TOO DRUNK TO F**K YOU! aaahh yeah im too drunk to f**k you (guitar plays for a bit).

I can't eat cant sleep and im bored as f**k and the girl i want just walked away.
She just found out im too drunk to f**k,
looks like im not gettin laid.
I could spend my lifetime gettin high,
never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just livin a lie,
drunk gettin f**ked up every night.

Im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night ohohoh im gettin drunk all day ohohoh im gettin drunk all night.
Im sorry but i have to say,
IM TOO DRUNK TO F**K YOU! YAAAAA...
IM TOO DRUNK TO F**K YOU.
IM TOO DRUNK TO F**K YOU... this way
I can't explain don't go away