Hey, mom!
I know you tried to tell me
I know you tried to teach me a thing or two
But I just had to go into the world
I never thought to listen to you

So I walked under a bus
I got hit by a train
I keep falling in love
Which is kinda the same
I've been sunk out at sea
Crashed my car, gone insane
But it felt so good
I'm gonna do it again

Hey, mom!
I know you tried to warn me
About the things I was stumbling into
Just like chocolate cake
Like cigarettes
You know they're bad for you
And you just gotta leave 'em alone

So I walked under a bus
I got hit by a train
I keep falling in love
Which is kinda the same
I've been sunk out at sea
Crashed my car, gone insane
But it felt so good
I'm gonna do it again

Hey, mom
Since we're talking
What was it like when you were young?
Has the world changed
Or is it still the same?
Did you really do the same things I have done?