Uh, uh, uh
You like this?
Like how it feels?
Me and you?
That's what I thought

I'm Britney Spears and I'm shakin' my ass
I sign a thousand autographs
Please, just get to the point when you talk to me
And if a favor gets involved, just rub my feet
Yeah, this business is fucked and I want somethin' funner
I wanna sit at home and watch Dumb And Dumber
Sike! I take that back, I'm just trickin', you see
'Cause when I show my belly, everybody copies me

Yeah, it's kinda cool, not that they're cowards
But I'm just Britney Spears and I got all this power
But the bottom line is, I don't even use it
When you become a bitch, that's when you lose it!
So what if I do? What if I lose it all today?
I've always got my friends to hold me all the way

Happiness, this is the key
And love when you fall
Like Lauren Hill said
If you ain't got that
Got nothin' at all, y'all

So how you been?
It's been a while
And it feels nice
And it feels nice, yeah
So how you been?
It's been a while
And it feels nice
And it feels nice, yeah