(Rick...Rick…Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick...Rick..Rick)
Rick Stein? Pleased to meet you!
I did not mean to be so rude!
I just didn't know that
You were so famous for your food
Nikita Khrushchev? I like your satellite!
It doesn't do much
But it's really really bright!

I was just looking for the easy way out of here
We're all just looking for the easy way out my dear
Oh does this sound weird?

Who's a bad boy?
Bad bad boy?
Who's a bad boy?
Uh oh well...
Oh who's a bad girl?
Bad bad girl?
Who's a bad girl?
Oh oh well...

Say it!

Your bathroom is delightful
And your party is great
But how do I get out?
How do I get out?
Oh thanks very much for asking
But I really must say no
I really must go!
I really must go!

What's your
What's your maximum?
Say it!
Zeus!
Oh say it!
Zeus!

(…next I was...next I was...next I was...next I was...)
Next I was reaching for the cold fruit punch
And I was served my own kinky hot lunch
And it was served there warm
By the lovely aunt Sally
Then they were praying to the Holy Ghost
And Worzel Gummidge made a very strange toast
He said "Now, all say out loud, out loud, bingo!"
"Bingo!"

I was just looking for the easy way out of here
I was just looking for the easy way out my dear
Oh does this sound weird?

Who's a bad boy?
Bad bad boy?
Who's a bad boy?
Uh oh well...
Oh who's a bad girl?
Bad bad girl?
Who's a bad girl?
Oh oh well...

Oh say it!
Oh say it!
Oh say it!
What's your maximum?

Your bathroom was delightful
And your party was great
How do I get out?
How do I get out?
Oh thanks very much for asking
But I really must say no
I really must go!
I really must go!

What's your
What's your maximum?
Say it!
Zeus!
Stop the Zeus!

I really hope that we can come here again
I really hope that we can come here again
I really hope that we can
I really hope that we can
I really hope we never see this again
I really really really really really really really really
Oh.....

What's your
What's your maximum?
What's your
What's your maximum?

The metal on the motorway
Rolls me to sleep
It rolls me to sleep
It rolls me to sleep
So thanks very much for asking
But I really must say no
I really must go
I really must go

What's your
What's your maximum?
Do it!
Zeus!