Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child
Old maid old maid stop acting like a baby child
You waited til you got 63
Before you started runnin wild

Oh, I'm lookin for a gal She's got to be young and neat
Yeah, I'm lookin for a gal She's got to be young and neat
What good is a stove if it don't put out no heat

Well you had your chance for love and romance
but you let it pass you by
'Cause when you were 10 you used to run from men
Kept on sittin on it all the time

When you was 15 you was a natural queen
Kept on sittin on it all the time

When you were 22 you didn't know what to do
When you was 25 you thought about that jive
Kept on sittin on it all the time
Kept on sittin on it all the time

When you was 31 you was hot as the sun,
you kept on sittin on it all the time

When you were 35 you were glad to be alive
When you were it still wasn't too late
Kept on sittin on it all the time
Kept on sittin on it all the time

When you were 44 men were still knockin on your door
Kept on sittin on it all the time

When you were 49 you changed your mind
When you were 52 you still knew what to do
Kept on sittin on it all the time
Kept on sittin on it all the time

Now you're 63 you're too old for me,
so keep on sittin on it all the time.