When we fall out
I like to go driving in my car
Listen to something ironic and end up in a bar
Get an earful of shit from a stranger
Who's got a broken heart
Weighing up what would be more painful
Staying with yer man or going back to her

Refrão
Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes?
It's a lose, lose situation for a shitty little crime
You can never win with women
It's pointless trying to try
It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die

Everybody knows the score
She'll be crying to the mother-in-law
And i'll be sleeping out with the dog
Must give inter-flora a call, a call, a call, a call

Verso 2
Then we make up,
I'm walking on eggshells for a day
I'll clean the house in the hope that i might get a lay
I think back to that drunken stranger, something that he said
"you made your bed so lie in it, she'll be quiet when you're dead"

It's a lose, lose situation till the day you die