Oh babe, I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Weidersehen Bitch!

Driving in a hired van
Down the autobahn
???? out to an 82
We got out for some sauerkraut
And a walk about
And a devil came into view

She must have smelt my money cos her nipples were hard
It only took a week before she maxed out my card

I kicked her off in Düsseldorf
Then our next day off she appeared in Tokyo
Even though she was just a 'ho
I could not let go
She wouldn't listen to me when I said

Oh babe, I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!
Back off, don't you try to control me
I'd rather die a bit lonely
I've got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!

She lick my man
Like it was marzipan
Like a German can
It was "sehr gut dankeschön"
Things went bad cos she went mad
She even told my Dad
When she saw other girls hanging around

She's only here on Wednesday and she thinks she's my wife
Went routing through her handbag, shit myself, there's a knife

Oh babe, I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!
Back off, don't you try to control me
I'd rather die being lonely
I've got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehen Bitch!