Hope it ain't no time real soon
But we know one thing's for true
One of these days, the good Lord's callin' me

Hey, y'all ain't got to go to church
Use my truck, don't rent no hearse
You ain't gotta dig six feet, I just need three

You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

To my exes and my boss
Teams that I bet on that lost
Every bartender that ever cut me off
Old bitch!

Let me get this off my chest
Let me make one last request
Before y'all lay this homeboy down to rest

You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

If there ever comes a day when they stop hatin' on my name
Well, hell, I might roll over in my grave
But until that day

You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say

You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

Oh, y'all can kiss my ass

Pucker up, motherfucker!