I met this guy named Jude he lives outside
He's not afraid at all to come inside, come inside
I saw him down on Echo Park just the other day
I remarked about his hat and he said, "Thank You!"
(yeah much obliged!)

I know this gal named Taupe she lives up on the hill
She only comes down once a day to buy her pills -
Her blue coloured pills, and all her friends say she's just mad
they find,
but I see she's glad to have a friend or two today.

chorus:
All my friends are the worst of the lot.
Yeah, all my friends are the best of the "nots".

I have a friend named Lynch; I heard that he got bobbed.
He paints the fences of the homes he plans to rob
Then at night he carves his pigeons out of soap and sets them
free
In the dog park by the lake so all the passersby can see.