Turn on the television
Presidential election
Turn on the radio
Fiasco

What you say and what you will
I am Uncle Sam
I AM I AM all fall down

Let's have a rebate
I don't need a debate
How 'bout a drug ring
Mudsling

Now more taxes
No malpractice
Sounds like a scandal
We can't handle

All fall down

Let me kiss your baby
Let me kiss your face
Twinkle, twinkle in my eye
No, I'd never lie

Equal rights for everyone
Eat cake, have some
I am the savior
In your favor

All fall down

Shut down the crack house
Shut down the White