Sitting here in front of the tube
You know it's nothing new
Stuffing my face is common place
When I'm hanging out with you

We don't have to do nothing else
Just watch under the cartoon's spell
Watching sitcoms and hold me close
And turn away when I pick my nose

Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

We don't like to watch MTV
If nothing's on we rent movies
Two kids in love with no money
Fall asleep at 2:00 or 3:00

We don't have to go too far
I just like where we are
Come on baby the show's gonna start
And she don't care when I have to fart

Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

Sitting here in front of the tube
You know it's nothing new
Stuffing my face is common place
When I'm hanging out with you

We have all laughed and cried
Because our favorite show has died
Wipe the tears right from your eyes
Let's go put the Goonies on

Oh yeah
In this couch potato romance
Oh yeah
In this couch potato romance
Oh yeah
In this couch potato romance
In this couch potato romance