I'm breaking out my plan B
Gonna bomb a hill or two
I'm slapping on my baggy jeans
Wearing out the soles of my ragged out shoes

Then I try to pull a trick
And it knocks before I flip
Got a couple broken arms
But it sure was fun

Now I can't skate, I can't skate
I can't skate, no way
I can't skate, I can't skate
I never could anyway

Tighten up the trucks and the wheels
So I can go really fast
The gravel is tripping me up
Now I'm laying flat on my ass

Then I try to Ollie
I'm busting my knees
Got a couple cuts today
But it sure was fun

Now I can't skate, I can't skate
I can't skate, no way
I can't skate, I can't skate
I never could anyway

Call me a poser if you want
But I don't claim to be something I'm not
And I don't really care
What you think of my sad air

Now I can't skate, I can't skate
I can't skate, no way
I can't skate, I can't skate
I never could anyway

I can't skate, I can't skate
I can't skate, no way
I can't skate, I can't skate
I never could anyway
I never could anyway
I never could anyway