I should be a star driving all the girls insane
Shower me with oysters, swimming in the best champagne
I'd never lift a finger
Just be the biggest swinger
I, I should be famous
Yes, I should be famous
Wear the finest clothes, have a brand new nose

A chauffeured limousine, Jacuzzi in the back for two
A mystery companion, you could be that girl
If you can swing it in the fast lane
Silk lingerie and cocaine

I, I should be famous
Oh I, I should be famous
I'd say "no, no press" change my mind
Say yes and then turn and smile
In my own sweet style

I'd never lift a finger
Just be the biggest swinger
I, I should be famous
Oh, I should be famous
I should be famous