Knock, knock
- Who's there?
Call the ghost in your underwear
- Call the ghost in your underwear who?
Call the ghost in your underwear "boo"
It's fine, all right, you can stay the night
But please be gone by next morning's light
Oh, please don't pout
Don't cause a scene
Oh, babygirl, don't be mad at me

Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
You've been hittin' the heartbrakes hard
It ain't no use, cos we're still gonna crash
Cos you're still keeping after me
It's flattering, but really!

- Abracadabra!
Every summer you disappear
- Cos it's so sticky in the Dirty South
It's hot as balls
- Hey now, watch your mouth!

I must repeat: I think you're sweet
But ain't no way that I'm gonna meet
Your mother, your father
Your dog or your brother
Your nephew and niece, girl
I just can't be bothered

Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
You've been hittin' the heartbrakes hard
It ain't no use, cos we're still gonna crash
Cos you're still keeping after me
It's flattering, but really!
(2x)

Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes
Hit the heartbrakes, baby
You're driving crazy
Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
You've been hittin' the heartbrakes hard
It ain't no use, cos we're still gonna crash
Cos you're still keeping after me
It's flattering, but really!
Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
Oh, boo, what can I do?
It's not me, yeah, it's you
It's you, it's you, it's you