Dearly beloved
For your entertainment it’s my pleasure
To introduce to you hell’s latest arrival
The equal opportunity killer: Alastor

Hello, it's nice to meet you (hello!)
Can you tell me where I am?
I don’t know how I got here
But I think I'm starting to understand

I don’t belong among the angels
And baby that's just fine with me (ah!)
The things I did up there were high school
But now I'm going for my degree

Hey!
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?

Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Bathe all of you in
Entertaining fire!

Wait a minute, do I know you
Weren’t you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far too early
But now we're meeting a second time

We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first I have one tiny question
Tell me, do you demons bleed?

Hey!
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?

Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Bathe all of you in
Entertaining fire!

Hey!
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?

Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to
Bathe all of you in
Entertaining fire

Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy it just a little bit
Does that make me insane?