I trapped a spider underneath a glass
I kept it for a week to see how long he'd last
He stared right back at me
He thought that he could win
We played a waiting game
He thought that I'd give in

England made me
England made me

I had a dream last night that I was drunk
I killed a stranger and left him in a trunk
At Brighton railway station
It was an unsolved case
A famous murder mystery
People love a mystery

England made me
England made me
England made me
England made me

I need my privacy
I lead a secret life
Sleep with the enemy then betray both sides
I travelled all my life
But never got away from the killing job
And the garden shed

England made me
England made me
England made me
England made me
England made me
England made me
England made me