some time ago I shot my sister
I shot two times first time I missed her
didn't want to shoot her dead
just wanted to see if blood was red

I pulled her body on my bed
boy I can tell you blood is red
like chilli-ketchup on a steak
the same colour - but sweet

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she heard a sound and dashed around
saw the gun and then she frowned
I pulled the trigger
bang bang - call me a freak

when he came home my dad went mad
asked for his gun I shot him dead
he looked surprised just like my sis'
hey daddy that's fun hey look at this

I asked my mum to make some dinner
she just screamed I had to kill her
no one left but me and my dog
bang bang bye dog