No money on the plate
Nobody too late
No food on the floor
No booze left to pour
Get yourself together
Get yourself back home
Find what you were looking for
And leave the rest alone

No cole slaw on the brain
No human candy cane
No ski lodge in the hills
No babies on pills
Get yourself together
Get yourself back home
Find what you were looking for
And leave the rest alone

No human cannonball
No moosehead on the wall
No pickle in the drawer
No time to run and get some more
So get yourself together
Get yourself back home
Find yourself a way
And leave the rest alone