MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Can't get a ride no matter how I try
And everything's perfect and everything's bright
And everyone's perky and everyone's uptight
I love those videos I watch 'em all day
(What's the problem?)
Uh, I dunno jus' stop the tape..

Hey! Alright
MTV, whoa!
Makes me wanna smoke crack
Fly out the window
And I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me wanna get high as the moon
Like a rubber balloon
Aw, get that squeegee!
Everything's wonderful
Everything's grand
Everything's swingin'
All across the land.. You know it!
Bust out the biscuits
Strike up the band
Play those videos every woman and man

Cuz MTV
Whoah, makes me wanna smoke crack, Hey!
Fly out the window
And I'm never comin' back, oh
MTV makes me wanna get high as a kite
Gettin' all uptight
Take it

Aw, yeah, fake it till you make it
Right about now
Steppin' under a cold ass fashion
Aw yeah, weed whack that thing!

I work down at the video store
Makin' some change
With a sparkle in my step
And a smile on my face
Condominiums risin' above
And those videos are better than love

Yeah!
MTV, one!
MTV, check!
MTV makes me wanna smoke crack