It's so stuffy in here
I feel like a beer
And some fauna with rice
Something nice
Like this lion over here
The whole thing is clear
Get the plan into gear
No fear

I'll stroke his head and get it on my ninicam
And show my friends back home
Just who I am
[The nephew of the son of Sam]

So they can greet me like spock
With "No shit, Sherlock"
Score us some more of that rhino horn
You were really excellent to get us such
Amazing Burundian porn

Here kitty, kitty, kitty
Get into the car

So I can shoot you full of MSG
And put your head up in my bar

Get into the car

Stop the car
We're far too far
I feel like a boyscout
I want to get out and be
One with nature
In an african adventure
Stop yelling at me

The big one's making af funny noise
I'll be hit with the boys if I can get this shot
I might be a fool
But I'm mister cool
And the felines are not
They're starting to drool
I'd love to go and play
But their eyes seem to say
"Hey thanks a stack for this
Great little snack"