(Hello, click me, click me)
(Hello, click me here)
(Hello, click me, click me here)
(Click on me, click me, click me here)

I love my computer, you make me feel alright
Every waking hour and every lonely night
I love my computer for all you give to me
Predictable errors and no identity

And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy, yeah

All I need to do is click on you
And we'll be joined the most soulless way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'Cause when I'm through I just click
And you just go away

(Hello, click me, click me here)
(Hello, click me, click me here)

I love my computer you're always in the mood
I get so turned on when I turn on you
I love my computer you never ask for more
You can be a princess or you can be my whore

And it's never been quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy, yeah

All I need to do is click on you
And we'll be joined the most soulless way
And we'll never ruin each other's day
'Cause when I'm through I just click
And you just go away

(Hello, click me, click me)
You just go away

The world outside's so big but it's safe in my domain
'Cause to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name

All I need to do is click on you
And we'll be together for eternity
And no one is ever gonna take my love from me
'Cause I've got security
Her password and the key

(Hello, click me, click me here)
Go away
(Hello, click me, click me here)
Go away
(Click on me, click me, click me here)
Go away
(Click on me, hello, click me here)
Go away
(Click on me, click me, click me here)