burnt off every calorie making love to Valerie.
I gave her all my salary so why won't she marry me?
Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery,
my little cart of modern art.
Oh Valerie, I'm such a dote,
Marry me, Valerie.

I'll be your pony,
If you'll be my Valerie.
Giddy up, away, loneliness.
Please, will you marry me?
Oh valerie, will you marry me?
Please say you will.

Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery,
my little cart of modern art.
Oh Valerie, I'm such a goat,
Hang me with your rope.

Valerie, Valerie.

I know I can be a bit of a tart sometimes,
but I'll give you my heart for my crimes.
So please, Valerie, be my blowpipe,
and I'll be your poison dart.

Oh Valerie, you're like a gallery,
my little cart of modern art.
Oh Valerie, I'm such a dote.
Marry me, Valerie.