It was the night before
When i knocked on your door
Had the buttons of your dress in my eye
3 o'clock in the morning
When my mind is dawning
I remember what i've done and i cry

You make me feel like a man
Who can't see that his time has come
You're so pretty - i'm so dumb
I'm the first man on the sun

Stuck a fork in my leg
Trying to remember your name
Hid my trousers as they slowly bled
Caught my brain in my zip
Let my intelligence slip
As i failed to get you into my bed

Can't make you feel like a woman
Who can see that her time has come
You're so pretty - i'm so dumb
I'm the first man on the sun

It was the night before
When i knocked at your door
Put your fingers to my head and went bang
Put her hands down my trousers
And pulled out my tongue
She was lucky to get life
And not hanged

You make me feel like a man
Who can't see that his time has come
You're so lovable, i'm athug
I'm the first man on the sun