I'm wasting my time
Trying to find
Romance online
But it seems like love's meant to be
For everybody
Unless you are me
So maybe I'll die alone
Watching a film at home
Comparing myself to all the pretty people on my phone

Maybe that's how it ends
Just laying here in my bed
And telling myself: It's okay I don't really care
It's nice to fall in love, but there's
Somebody for everybody
Nobody for me
Everybody's got somebody
I've got ADD

All my friends are making out with people on the street
I just want to get a taxi home and go to sleep
No I don't know why
I can't seem to find
One person I like
And when I do they don't like me back or I get the ick
Or they make me sad cos they're a fucking prick
The thought of flirting makes me sick
So maybe I'll die alone
Watching a film at home
Comparing myself to all the pretty people on my phone

Maybe that's how it ends
Just laying here in my bed
And telling myself: Hey that's just life and life's not fair
I've tried to fall in love but there's
Somebody for everybody
Nobody for me
Everybody's got somebody
I've got MTV

All my friends keep asking who I'm hiding in my sheets
I just have to tell them Mario and Princess Peach
So you see
Maybe love wasn't meant for me
Maybe I'm just supposed to be all alone for eternity
And that's okay because I don't have time to date
And I really don't believe in fate
So I've got no soulmate
And maybe that's for the best
Cos how are you supposed to connect
To people who are so complex
It gets lonely yes

But at least I'm not deceiving myself
Believing I could never truly count on somebody else
To not let me down when shit gets real bad
You only really have to take a look at my mum and dad
To know love isn't in my bones
And I don't wanna get hurt so I'm better off dying alone