Cum stains on leather seats, hop right in, come ride with me
No privacy, roll down the top, Porsche pussy on your Audi cock
Come kiss the window, buns of steel, warm leatherette, I'm hell on wheels
Wanna check my oil? Tune me up, beep-beep, back up the truck

And start the ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen
Fill the tank up with your fuel, ooh, the engine is hissin'
We're kissin' in the back seat like we just turned 17
Can I see your license registration? Please pull out your key

Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?
Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?

How 'bout a sex drive? (Sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)
(Sex drive)

Low rider, car hoppin', let's cruise it, no stoppin'
Show stoppin', hydraulics, no gas, we're electronic
Stereo, there we go, park it right, or I'll call a tow
Burn rubber when yo' with me, if you need to learn, I'm yo' DMV

Lessons so impressive, how you ghost ride it
But baby, don't try it, or else I'll Uber you home
All alone, still fun, just fuck me with the stick shift
Need a lift, get on in, watch the way that my spinners spin

Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?
Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?

How 'bout a sex drive? (Sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)

Um, hi Ayesha, this is Brooke Hogan
I'm calling to tell you that your music better watch its back
And if you think that you're a good rapper
Wait for sex, bye

Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?
Who's up for a test drive? Who's up for a test drive?
You up for a test drive? You up for a test drive?

How 'bout a sex drive? (Sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (let's go faster)
Sex drive (sex drive), sex drive (give a little more gas, baby)