Should I leave or stay and wish I did
Or cry out like a little kid
And mope around for days
And eat Doritos while I play The Sims
And make a fucking family
That bullies their teen daughter
Should I Google up my father
And see if he's still up in jail?

I wish I had something to do
Something exciting and brand new
But I refuse to pay attention
To anything that's fucking different
I wish that I could go to IHOP
By myself, but I don't drive
And if I ask you for a ride
You'll say: There's fucking food inside

But I'm just bored
I'm fucking bored
I'm fucking horny
And fucking bored
Well, I'm just bored
I'm fucking bored
I'm fucking horny
And I'm just bored
I'm so fucking bored

I wish I had something to do
Something exciting and brand new
But I refuse to pay attention
To anything that's fucking different
I wish that I could go to IHOP
By myself, but I don't drive
And if I ask you for a ride
You'll say: There's fucking food inside

But I'm just bored
I'm fucking bored
I'm fucking horny
And fucking bored
Well, I'm just bored
I'm fucking bored
I'm fucking horny
And I'm just bored
I'm so fucking bored