You're one of those
who changed the rules
You brought in new rules
which you obey
& coping, coping, coping - or nearly anyway
But is it real? Are you feeling it?
You behave like a model
For others to follow -
Equal shares, equal shares
It's frustrating
aggravating
so annoying
pretend you're enjoying it!

It's your turn now
But do you want to
I don't know if you want to
It's inhibiting
restricting
so confusing
now I'm losing count
can't concentrate, it's another way to take
Mustn't think about it
Free and at ease
You're not selfish
You're trying hard to please me - please please me
Is your finger aching
I can feel you hesitating
Is your finger aching!?!
Yes, thank you
I got one
Yes, it was nice
Yes, we should go to sleep now
Yes, yes it was fine
we must, we must do it again sometime
we must - yes, but I'm tired
cum again, wot? - I need to etc etc
Shit, I forgot to put my cap in.