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Ever think to yourself about an option?
A Different way to be.
Lets round up the no good dudes
and put em on an island in the middle of the sea.

Ever think to yourself about option?
A Different way to be.
Lets round up the no good dudes
and put em on an island in the middle of the sea.

I thought of a plan,
2 years ago.
It seemed to solve any problem,
Any single problem that I think I ought to know.

It involves a heavy piece of machinery,
That has the responsibility of lifting an entire country.

Number 1, I'd Pick up that guy from the Dead Guys show.
Number 2, I'd scoop up the entire Canadian border patrol.

Sometimes, It's hard to believe that they are brethren of you and me.
I got an excellent idea,
Build an island where we dump the rest of the world,
Or maybe just you and me.

Here's how it works: I use a crane to pick up Israel
And solved a place in Wyoming, where it thrives real well.
Single handedly I solved the Middle East.
And on the way I got a Nobel Prize, for peace.

Number 1, I'd Pick up that guy from the Dead Guys show.
Number 2, I'd scoop up the entire Canadian border patrol.

Sometimes, It's hard to believe that they are brethren of you and me.
I got an excellent idea,
Build an island where we dump the rest of the world,
Or maybe just you and me.

Ok, Here it is, I don't care whether your fuckin',
Or whether your playing golf.
The idea of this is to build an island in the middle of the ocean,
And Uh, Drop the people there, Um Yeah,
WHEN THEY PISS ME OFF!

Ever think to yourself about an option?
A Different way to be.
Lets round up the no good dudes
and put em on an island in the middle of the sea.

Ever think to yourself about an option?
A Different way to be.
Lets round up the no good dudes
and put em on an island in the middle of the sea.