CROONER: (singing throughout the scene)
Parlez-vous francais?
Je suis sad.
Parlez-vous francais?
I feel bad.

How do you say
"Ce soir vous etes
si belle"?

I only know
A word or so,
Like "Cat" and "School" --
Je suis fool.

Parlez-vous francais?
Please say "oui".
Parlez-vous francais?
Speak to me.

How do you say:
"Vous etes jolie,
Mam'selle?
Cherie,
Where do I commencer,
If you won't parler francais
with me?

Parlez-vous francais?
Say you do.
Parlez-vous francais?
Tell me true.

How do you say:
"Je suis unhappy
fella"?
Cherie,
Adieu to drinks and danser,
If you won't parler francais
with me.

Adieu to drinks and danser,
If you won't parler francais
with me.