Hey!!! well talk to me whisper in my ear
Be quiet don't let anyone else hear
Talk to me whisper in my ear
Be quiet don't let anyone else hear

Don't you think they want me for it
Can't you see they arrested me for it
I just hope they don't need me for it
Birds and bees will soon be falling now

We found out we found out we found out

Wrong direction silly alien
Made a promise to a young man
Wrong direction silly alien
Made a promise to a young man

Don't you think they want me for it
Can't you see they arrested me for it
I just hope they don't need me for it
Birds and bees will soon be falling now

We found out we found out we found out

We all love we are not proud of
That we all wish we had a silly hat
We all love we are not proud of
That we all wish we had a silly hat

Don't you think they want me for it
Can't you see they arrested me for it
I just hope they don't need me for it
Birds and bees will soon be falling now

Jonny and clyde will dance with me for it
Sarah and eileen would kiss me for it
Sue and joanne will kill me for it
Richard and larry will pay a lot for it
Malcolm and alan might have drugged me for it
Mummy and daddy will love me for it