I am a vampire
Vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

I am a vampire
I have lost my fangs

So I'm sad
And I feel lonely
So I cry
And I'm very angry
And I ate some garlic
So I'm no more satanic
Yeah, yeah

I am a vampire
And I am
Looking in the city
Pretty girls
Don't look at me
Don't look at me
'Cause I don't have my fangs
'Cause I have lost
My fangs

I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost
My mouth again
I am a vampire
I am a vampire
I have lost
My mouth again

So I get a bone
And I shred
So I eat popcorn
And I lose the weight
And I sing
With my best looking
And I want
To play the guitar

But my guitar
Is out of tune
I am a vampire
I am looking in the CD
And the musical
Don't play with me
Don't play with me

Because I don't have
My mouth again
'Cause I have lost
My mouth again